Men's dorms smell bad enough, but Fecal Feet takes that smell to a whole new level. Fecal Feet doesn't drop the kids off at the pool, he drops the kids of in the rain.Yes, this guys actually takes a dump while showering and now nobody wants to shower in our hall bathroom.
My friends and I found out who it was. We could smell the foul stench of poop in the bathroom and had to find the even fouler source. We checked bathroom stalls and found nothing. There was only one other person in the bathroom and he was in the shower. We saw streams of fecal matter running down his legs and we were perplexed.
We could not believe that someone would crap in the shower, but they did it in a communal bathroom, that had over 30 tenants. We did not want to let this go so easy, but we did not know how to respond to this ordeal. So we bided our time. Time after time this happened and the fury built up even greater.This was not a one-time ordeal . Fecal Feet struck every time he showered (which is once or twice a week.) We had to act.
First, we talked to Fecal Feet. He claimed to have a bad case of diahrea. With toilets less than ten feet away, the excuse was invalid. Fecal Feet promised to not crap in the shower ever again, but he continued and so did our plots of revenge.
We saw Fecal Feet go to take his shower, we had the supplies, now we just had to wait. My friends and I were in position. The moment the first hint of brown appeared; we sprung into action. A mixture of Kool-Aid and flour was dumped all over Fecal Feet. We ran from the bathroom to the outside, but we knew he was furious. We knew he wouldn't chase us, but the message was made.
Fecal Feet does not shower in our hall any longer. Nothing was said about the incident, but he smells worse than ever, and we are fine with that. The Narnians can deal with the smell now.
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