Narnia

There is a place in the dorms. A place of worship, a place of mystery, a place of fantasy, and a place of nasty smells. This place is Narnia and all Narnians who reside there barely study by day and religiously game by night. They don't shower, there is no time for that! Narnians need to get as much gaming as their sleep deprived bodies can get!
Fecal Feet is a Narnian, one of the leaders as a matter of fact, so you can guess the type of hygienic
 habits these boys. These boys may be older than me, but if they have to game constantly, there is no chance opportunity for these boys to be men, ever. No girls here would date them. As desperate as some girls are none would be caught dead dating a Narnian.
So what makes a Narnian you may ask? A Narnian does not see the light of day, the paler they are the more respected they are. Next is hygene. Narnians do not bathe and each zit is like an experience point, and you do not want to loose experience points. Third is clothing. A good t-shirt with a gaming reference is common, but dressing up like your favorite video game character is better. Most dress like Link from Zelda, others dress as a Final Fantasy character, but the hard-core Narnians dress like gamers from Tron.
If you find yourself in the dark void of the second floor lounge, better known as Narnia, there is one solution to maintain your humanity: GET OUT!